Holiday Humor

“This weekend, “Put Up Christmas Lights” and “Start Holiday Shopping” are on my “To Do” list. Have fun with whatever holiday preparations are on your “To Do” list, and think of these quotes!” ~Bob

“No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.”  ~Robert Kirby

“Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.” ~Dave Barry