We all love Thanksgiving, but it often takes a sense of humor to get through it. So as we get ready to count our blessings, set the table, and put up with the in-laws, we thought we’d send you off with a little holiday humor.
Sav-Mor Spirits has been a family owned and operated business for more than 50 years, which makes their take on Thanksgiving even more amusing. It seems they’re not the only ones giving thanks that large family gatherings only happen a few times a year
Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. ~ Rita Rudner
What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~ Erma Bombeck
Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the he** out of us?’ ~ Jim Gaffigan
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car. ~ Stephen Colbert
Whether you’re counting your blessings (or counting to ten), we hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend!
~Bob and The Matchmaker Logistics Team
