I hope you had a wonderful July 4th weekend. After a long weekend, it can be tough, coming back to work and getting the week started on the right foot, especially if you try to do it this way! I know what you’re thinking: “How does she do it? It’s like every Monday, Mary reads my mind. I am dragging my feet today.” Well, truth is, I know more about you than you think. Here are at least ten things I know to be true.
10 Things I Know About You:
1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can’t say the letter “P” without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9. You’re smiling again because you are human and you know everyone else does it too.
10. You are probably going to share this to see who else falls for it.
Feel free to help your co-workers start the week off with a smile by sharing this email. If they like the “Ten Things” list, they’ll probably enjoy this one too:
Impossibilities of the World:
1. You can’t count your hair.
2. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.
4. Put your tongue back in your mouth; you look ridiculous! LOL!
